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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

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close enough

This joke never gets old.

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My last two girlfriends have compared me to the character of Jess from the Gilmore Girls. (Personally I think I am more of a Luke (or even Logan), but I always just think I am the coolest character on any given show (Dylan on 90210, Logan on Veronica Mars, Pacey on Dawson’s Creek, etc.)) I am not sure why this is so I thought I would investigate.

Here is what I’ve gathered from the Gilmore Girls wiki:

Jess Mariano is the troubled love-interest of Rory Gilmore

Basically I am troubled and

Rory and Jess have a tumultuous relationship, with Jess being less committed and reliable than Dean, which is frustrating for Rory.

I’m a terrible boyfriend and

He continues to call Rory while in California, never talking, but on her graduation day she tells him that she could have loved him, but wasn’t going to pine.

our breakups are final because

After this rejection, Jess leaves without another word; again.

I don’t like to confront things, but

• Jess moves to Philadelphia where he joins a small publishing house, Truncheon Books, and writes a short novel, The Subsect.

they think I am a really smart guy who writes well.

I guess I can accept that.

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old-school-wrestling:

Ain’t no party like an LWO party…

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arncrayonderson:

A tribute to the parenting skills of Capt. Lou Albano